FF BIRTHDAY CARD – Unfortunately, I can’t be with you on your birthday …

Unfortunately, I can’t be with you on your birthday and must send my regrets. I regret making prank phone calls on a traceable line. I regret going to a bargain tattoo shop. I regret not using the restroom before I went skydiving …

Inside: I regret not being with you on your big day. Happy birthday!

Frank & Funny is a groundbreaking line of humorous cards written by road-tested, professional stand-up comedians.

Some are witty, some are irreverent, and some really take the gloves off.

With such a wide range to choose from, you’re bound to find a card that’s perfect for every occasion.

Laughter is inspiring!

  • 5.38”H x 4.25”W
  • Kraft paper envelope
  • Printed with soy inks on FSC®-certified, 100% post-consumer recycled paper

$3.00

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