FF BIRTHDAY CARD – Unfortunately, I can’t be with you on your birthday …
Unfortunately, I can’t be with you on your birthday and must send my regrets. I regret making prank phone calls on a traceable line. I regret going to a bargain tattoo shop. I regret not using the restroom before I went skydiving …
Inside: I regret not being with you on your big day. Happy birthday!
Frank & Funny is a groundbreaking line of humorous cards written by road-tested, professional stand-up comedians.
Some are witty, some are irreverent, and some really take the gloves off.
With such a wide range to choose from, you’re bound to find a card that’s perfect for every occasion.
Laughter is inspiring!
- 5.38”H x 4.25”W
- Kraft paper envelope
- Printed with soy inks on FSC®-certified, 100% post-consumer recycled paper